I want whiskey or rum because I already have the molta.
boyfriend just head butted my nose and thrashed me...
i wish i could stick a screw driver up his nostrils.
I want my future BEARDED-LOVER to have the...
spidereyes: -A beard, obv -Radical tats -A love for horror and the grotesque -Hyper-fidgetyness (Because I think it’s cute.) -A good sense of humor -Magical beardtastic abilities -Telekinesis
Fucking hate people who take things so goddamned...
spidereyes: STFU and LOL about it.